1. GREY PATHWAY - You have a grey train track running through the centre of your head.
2. LAST VISIT - You can't remember the last time you saw Mr G's lovely face and expert scissor hands.
3.HAIR SO LONG - You regularily catch yourself out sitting on your own hair... or worse...get mistaken for Cousin It!
4. SPLIT ENDS - Your hair looks damaged no matter how vigilant the conditioning routine.
5. GENERAL UNHAPPINESS - You are NOT happy with your hair...it doesn't suit your super personality or your new fabulous THIS SEASONS clothing purchases or even your new "Face It with Hair Flair" makeup range.
6. THE PONYTAIL - You only wear your hair in a ponytail. Your friends are starting to "neigh" at you and you pull it so tight a receeeding hairline seems inevitable.
IF YOU CAN RELATE TO ALL OR ANY OF THESE POINTS..... CALL MR G...NOW...PRONTO...GO ON BEFORE YOU END UP A COMPLETE MESS!